Shit Happens
28 November 2008 by Nut-su.me
Before I leave for KL - I may not come back at all - I would just like to tell you guys something.
…I lied about not coming back at all.
LoLz.
Okay, not funny.
Anyway, I was debating with myself which title to put for this post. Should it be “Liar Liar Pants On Fire” or “No Shit”? But I ended up using “Shit Happens”. Amazing, how one thing can lead to another so quickly that I can barely understand them myself. “Liar Liar Pants On Fire” came from recent events. As in, I was inspired by recent events that I shall not discuss about in this blog. “No Shit”, on the other hand, is my new virtual swear word - usually used for chatboxes and blogs and other Internet related stuff but not in RL (real life, duh).
Man, I am so tempted to do something evil. But seeing that it is none of my business…
I’m going to KL by bus tomorrow at 11 o’clock in the morning. I’ll miss you guys. T^T If you don’t see me on the first day of school next year, I most probably died from a road accident on the 29th of November 2008 in between 11 o’clock in the morning to 1 o’clock in the afternoon.
…I’m just exaggerating. Sheesh. It’s not like you don’t know me well enough to not know how retarded I can be at times.
At least I have a PS console in KL. Yeah, I have a PS console, but no games. Perfect-o. As perfect as a prefect.
Yeah, right. School dogs sure are the most perfect example of dogs you can get in high school. Pffft.
If anyone is offended, I am sorry. You know, I’m not a dog (except when I’m in the Shigure-mode) so naturally, me being me, I tend to diss people just for the fun of it.
…Twilight bashing time.
Or maybe not. Don’t wanna waste my breath. Or in this case, the mitochondria organelles in my finger cells. Man, why am I so shitty today? It’s only 9.44PM, and I’m boring myself to death.
I shall ramble and bore YOU to death instead.
I was thinking about an hour ago the kind of blogging styles I dislike. My favourite, of course, is the style by yours truly (a.k.a. me).
Nah, just kidding. I don’t have a favourite. However, the kind of styles I dislike are…
Typing… Like… This… Putting three fullstops at the end of every sentence… It’s so annoying… You get what I mean? It makes me read slower… And it tends to make me fall asleep… Obviously the person is running out of things to say… But you read on… And he/she is still talking about the same thing… XP
Next, is the ever-loving emo post! Like, for example, “Why are all my friends treating me this way? What have I done to deserve this? Why must I face this every single day? Can I truly call them ‘friends’? [insert crying smiley here]” (Crying smiley.. How contradicting) I admit that I do post those sort of posts, but not excessively like these… Emo-tards. I’m not going to give out examples (FYI, I’m not talking about ANY of my friends or my sister or my sister’s friends who also happens to be a blogger) in fear of getting bashed on their blogs instead. The post will probably go, “I don’t get it. I just post what I really feel in my blog. Is it wrong? Do I not have the right to show how I truly feel?” Psssh. I guess the reason I dislike this posts is because of the predictability (such word exists?). One advice: Be more original.
n than, thrs ths kinda typing. chtspik. l33k. wateba. i cnt evn do it proprly. y? to rtrded, tats y. rong eng usage. they hrdly use bg wrds. shrt sentncs. u udst, i salute.
The worst kind of all, extracted from one of the blogs I stumbled upon. A combination of all three descriptions above.
“knn…dunnoe y im so suay tuu b in de same sch as her…cant she jus stay at wher she sld be rite frm de start? if i noe tat shes gonna be in de same sch as mui…i wldnt hab chosen tat idiotic sch=X”
Anyway, please bear in mind that this post will last for two weeks. Yes, two weeks of zero computer usage. Sometimes, holidays are worse than exams. At least I get to touch (ahaha. Shaddaaap) my keyboard during the exams, no matter what the paper is. X3
Nut-su.me
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Hahaha… the ones I don’t like are the ones which use Chinese chatspeak… mixed with English. And it also includes the styles mentioned above. So it’s basically the most irritating of all.
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