Bloody Rose

Location: SJK(C) Ping Ming School Hall

Time: Around 7PM to 11PM

Main event: Power outage LEO Charity Concert

Mood: Ahahahaha. Indifferent

Coments about this year’s LCC:

I think I’ll skip next year’s. Why? Oh, nothing, it’s just that I didn’t really enjoy myself with all those *beep*. Wow. I censored myself. Shi Yea censored herself. What next? Edward Cullen appearing in front of me?

Oh, wait. Twilight’s been made into a movie. Wow. I can’t wait. /end sarcasm.

Back to LCC, why is it called a concert when it’s actually a competition? The only reason I can think of is that ‘concert’ sounds nicer. And technically it is a concert but this year’s just didn’t feel like a concert thanks to the power outage technical problems that resulted in the cancelation of the guest performances. Hmmm… Deja vu. I felt like I’ve typed this sentence before. Anyway, if I were one of the judges, I’d give all the performers at least 9 marks for guts and 2 marks for performance. This, of course, is given based to the scale of 1 being the lowest and 10 being the highest.

So, in the end, my paper would look like this.

Marks allocated:-
Guts: 9
Performance: 2
Music: 5 (because the sound system’s like shit; it’s not the performer’s fault, blame it on someone else. But someone has to take responsibility and I choose to release my displeasure on your marks allocation)
Clothing: HAHAHA. 1~5. You think a black shirt with shorts and a pink tie is cool? What happened to all the mirrors in your house??? And dear, throw away that hideous pink top. Your boobs look weird when you wear it. Did you wear the right bra?

Oh, and Mr. Uke performed. All I can say is this - LoL. I give him 5 marks for guts ’cause he is the kind of person who knows that he is pretteh so his guts come from his fans, not from himself. And no, I’m not a fan. Not after tonight’s performance.

Mr. Technical Problem never fails to make his appearance whenever there is a function on any stage in the world. He is, indeed, one of the best performers ever - one who never fails to get cheers from his fans. Such talent! Such fans! Can you imagine - fans from all over the world! He’s constantly on a world tour and we can never miss his pompous appearance on stage! All hail the most experienced celebrity on Earth, MISTER TECHNICAL PROBLEM! Everyone tries their best to avoid him, but nothing seems to betray him! The lights, the speakers, the CD players - they’ve all sworn their loyalty to him! They serve him like a loyal dog!

And I am depriving myself off my beauty sleep. I guess I shall retire now and continue tomorrow.

Or rather, later in the morning.