Twilight. And why females enjoy reading forbidden romances.
27 October 2008 by Nut-su.me
I told you I’d be rambling about Twilight. Anyway, I’m at chapter 14 now and what? Where’s the plot? *searches* IT’S NOWHERE TO BE SEEN! Seriously, this is taking ages. The character development took ages, there’s no action (except that one time when Ed saved Bella from Tyler’s truck - oh and when Ed saved Bella from a few bad guys), no romance (they talk, talk, talk and talk) and they kissed for the first time in chapter 13. Chapter THIRTEEN. *faint* I’m not sure about Vampire Academy, but the heroin’s much more like-able than Bella. Bella, the damsel in distress. Bella, the lamb the lion fell in love with. Will they quit the talking and give the other characters a chance to shine on the stage? I want to know more about the other vampies! I’m getting bored of Edward (no, seriously). He’s so… So… Hmmm… Annoying? His mood changes like a girl, that’s why.
So, anyway. Forbidden romance, huh? Like the one in Twilight. Here’s a list of forbidden romances.
1. Teacher & student
2. Vampire/Werewolf/Fairy/You-name-it & human
3. Robot/Android & human
4. Inanimate object & human (E.g.: Schneizel & Kanon’s hat. I was about to post the link, but on second thoughts, no.)
5. Spirit & human
6. Boss & subordinate (?)
7. Homosexual love
8. Animal love (Haha. Kidding)
9. Prince/Princess/King/Queen & commoner
10. Rich person & poor person
11. Old person & young person
Hmmm… Not a very good list. Sometimes you get a combination. Hey, let’s try combining all of them together. How about, a rich, royal vampire and a poor, average boy? Btw, Mr. Vampy’s a male teacher. Teacher-student relationship. Check. Vampire and human. Check. Homosexual love. Check. Prince/Princess/King/Queen & commoner. Check. Rich person & poor person. Check. Old person & young person. Check. Ta-da! That’s easy.
My favourite? The student-teacher relationship. Why? Because they can truly be together after the younger person graduates. But then again, that is if there aren’t any complications before said person graduates.
The one forbidden romance I am sick of is… It’s a hard choice. I got bored of the vampire-human and rich-poor relationship. I don’t know which is worse. The vampire-human relationship always end with the human turning into a vampire. Is that the only solution? I think I’m gonna write a story where the vampire suffers the anguish of losing a loved one. Yes. I think there are such stories out there. Tell me when you see one. I want to read it. As for the rich-poor relationship, the complications are the rich, stuck up parents. Solution, elope. XD Then they become poor. The rich one has to work, we get a good laugh at his/her antiques. Then what? Attack of the chronic sickness that forces the rich to go back to save the poor. Hahaha. Oh-so-typical plot.
Conclusion:
1) Rich-poor relationship sucks more, ’cause I came across it once too many times.
2) You just wasted the a few minutes of your life reading crap. Have a nice day! =D
Edit: Oh yeah, I got sidetracked. Anyway, the answer to my post title. Just because.
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4. Inanimate object & human : E.g. Fucking bottle and Joanne.
Eek.
XD
And why were you kidding about 8. Animal love ?
It’s true.
People have sex with animals.
Ew.
Major ew.
Disgusting, I know.
Sick, I know.
And true, I unfortunately, also know.
It’s just one of those numerous random pieces of information that seemed to be stored in the abcesses of my mind.
…hmm, I’ve got to check if I’ve got the word usage right…
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For ‘abcesses’, I mean.
Ahaha…I can’t remember if I really liked Twillight or not.
XD
Cause I read all 3 books one after the other, so to me, it was basically just like one looong story.
And I’m the sort of person who doesn’t mind reading long, pointless stories. I don’t complain.
Haha.
I finished ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ at last!
Probably the draggiest book I’ve ever read.
The first 3/4 of the book are…pointless. (Damn, what happened to my vast vocabulary?? I need another word for ‘pointless’!! DX)
Anyway, yeah, the only part where you actually feel it’s worth reading is the part in court during the trial.
Well, the story is about this white lawyer’s children Jem and Scout(Scout is a girl), and how Atticus(the lawyer) had to defend a black man who was charged with the rape of a white girl. And this was set in like 1700 or something, in a tiny backward town, where black people were still treated like dirt and used as slaves.
So this Atticus is a really good person, right…and he does his very very best in proving to the court that the black man is innocent(that’s when it was interesting. in court.), eventhough he knows that the black man doesn’t stand a chance. The decision has already been made that he’s guilty, simply because of the colour of his skin.
Butt.
Atticus does so well in court, that the black man actually does have a strong chance. The Judge himself believes his innocence.
…buy the book to find out the climatic ending!
XD
Lol. Um…yeahhh.
Oh wait, don’t buy the book.
You’d probably be wasting your money.
When I buy books, I’ve always tried to buy books that I know I will read over again(crazy, perhaps, when I haven’t even read the book to find out if it’s good or not. haha).
And this book…well, it’s tiresome to read again.
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Go buy Pride and Prejudice.
Much more worth it.
….but since you don’t like taaaalkinggg(pffft =_=), you may not enjoy Pride and Prejudice so much either.
I mean, during those times where got love affairs and passionate romance and whatever. (’where got’ in a chinese-y way. =D)
It’s all “courting the girl” and “asking for her hand in marriage”.
=P
Byebye now.
I feel I’ve rambled enough.
=)
- Lavinia.
When I typed animal love, I was thinking about Rachel’s trisexual preference.
Yes, you really liked Twilight. You asked everyone else to read it. Every single one of your friends in Malacca. Haha. No, seriously.
I’m still in the middle on the book. And still no sign if main plot.
Yeah, I don’t like talking. Unless it comes with pictures. =D Yes, I’m talking about comics.